Appendix i — 🎮 Command & Control Systems
How to Build the Brain of Your Revolution
The DIH Command & Control Airtable Base (Or: How to Track 8 Billion People Without Being Creepy)
Here’s how you construct the central nervous system for the War on Disease using Airtable—because apparently Excel wasn’t dystopian enough. This is your complete blueprint for a database that manages every human, dollar, and decision in humanity’s pivot from killing to healing.
Think of it as Facebook’s database if Facebook actually wanted to help people instead of selling their data to whoever’s buying. Every person, every dollar, every vote—all tracked in one place that can’t be corrupted because it’s too transparent to hide anything.
The Architecture: Military Organization Without the Military
The G-Staff Model (Borrowed from People Who Know How to Organize Mass Death)
You steal the military’s organizational structure—the G-Staff model—because they’ve spent centuries perfecting large-scale coordination. The irony of using military command structure to end military spending is not lost on us. It’s actually kind of beautiful.
The entire system revolves around people, not processes. The Personnel Roster is your hub—every other table connects back to actual humans doing actual things. No abstract “stakeholders” or “human resources.” Just people trying not to die.
SECTION 1: G-1 (Personnel Command)
How to Track Every Human Without Being the NSA
Table 1: Personnel Roster (The Master List of Who’s Not Dead Yet)
This is your central hub. Every living human who touches the system gets an entry. Think of it as LinkedIn but useful.
Fields that matter:
Personnel ID(Autonumber) - Their unique number in the revolutionFull Name(Text) - What their mom calls them when angryEmail(Email) - Where you send victory notificationsStatus(Single Select: Active, Inactive, Prospect) - Are they helping or just lurking?Primary Division(Link toDivisions) - Which part of the machine they powerOrganization(Link toOrganizations) - Who pays their billsRole / Title(Text) - Their excuse for existingEngagements(Link toEngagements) - Every time they did somethingProjects(Link toProjects & Tasks) - What they’re supposedly working onCampaigns(Link toCampaigns) - Which battles they’re fightingVICTORY Bonds Owned(Link toVICTORY Bonds) - How much skin in the gameReferendum Votes(Link toGlobal Referendum) - Did they vote for not dying?Date Joined(Date) - When they stopped being part of the problemLinkedIn Profile(URL) - For stalking their credentialsNotes(Long Text) - Where you write “difficult but brilliant” or “useless”Opt-in for Updates(Checkbox) - Can we spam them with hope?
Table 2: Engagements (The Stalker’s Dream Log)
Every interaction, every touchpoint, every time someone did anything. Like your browser history but for saving humanity.
What you track:
Engagement ID(Autonumber) - Because even conversations need ID numbers nowPersonnel(Link toPersonnel Roster) - Who did the thingType(Single Select) - What kind of thing they did:- Enlistment (joined the cause)
- Donation (threw money at the problem)
- Investment Inquiry (smelled profit)
- Partnership Inquiry (wanted to look good)
- Meeting (wasted time together)
- Call (wasted time remotely)
- Email (wasted time asynchronously)
Date(Date) - When the thing happenedSummary(Text) - What actually happened in human wordsAmount(Currency) - How much money changed handsRelated Campaign(Link toCampaigns) - Which battle this helpedFollow-up Date(Date) - When to bother them again
Table 3: HR & Recruitment (Finding People Who Don’t Suck)
Managing the humans who run the machine that saves the humans.
The hiring pipeline:
Position ID(Autonumber) - Job number whateverPosition Title(Text) - Fancy name for “does stuff”Status(Single Select) - Where in the process:- Open (please god someone apply)
- Interviewing (pretending we have options)
- Filled (found someone desperate enough)
- On Hold (ran out of money)
Division(Link toDivisions) - Which department gets the fresh meatApplicants(Link toPersonnel Roster) - Poor souls who appliedJob Description(Long Text) - Lies about how fun this job isOnboarding Docs(Attachments) - PDFs nobody reads
SECTION 2: G-2 & G-3 (Operations & Intelligence)
How to Track What Everyone’s Doing and Who They’re Doing It With
Table 4: Organizations (The Other Players in This Game)
Every fund, company, nonprofit, and three-letter agency you deal with.
The institutional roster:
Organization Name(Text) - What they call themselvesType(Single Select) - What they actually are:- VC Fund (vultures with spreadsheets)
- Family Office (rich people’s money managers)
- Nonprofit (tax-avoidance vehicles)
- Research Institution (where hope goes to get peer-reviewed to death)
- Government (the competition)
- For-Profit (at least they’re honest)
Status(Single Select) - Friend or foe:- Ally (on our side, for now)
- Neutral (sitting on the fence)
- Adversary (actively making things worse)
Website(URL) - Their propaganda pageContacts(Link toPersonnel Roster) - Humans we can manipulate thereMission Statement(Long Text) - What they pretend to care about
Table 5: Divisions (Your Internal Departments)
The organizational structure that makes this chaos manageable.
Your command structure:
Division Name(Text) - G-1 Personnel, G-4 Treasury, etc.Mandate(Long Text) - What they’re supposed to accomplishLead(Link toPersonnel Roster) - Who to blame when it failsPersonnel(Link toPersonnel Roster) - The poor bastards doing the workProjects(Link toProjects & Tasks) - What they claim to be working on
Table 6: Projects & Tasks (The Actual Work)
Where you track who’s doing what and why they’re behind schedule.
Project management for revolutionaries:
Task ID(Autonumber) - Task #4,847,293Task Name(Text) - What needs doingStatus(Single Select) - Lies about progress:- To Do (hasn’t been started)
- In Progress (someone opened the file once)
- In Review (arguing about fonts)
- Done (close enough)
Project(Link to same table) - Parent project this rolls up toAssignee(Link toPersonnel Roster) - Today’s victimDivision(Link toDivisions) - Which department owns this messDue Date(Date) - The fiction we tell ourselvesPriority(Single Select) - How panicked should we be:- Critical (hair on fire)
- High (mild panic)
- Medium (worry tomorrow)
- Low (probably unnecessary)
Related Campaign(Link toCampaigns) - Which war effort this servesDescription(Long Text) - War and Peace about a simple taskAttachments(Attachments) - Files nobody will open
SECTION 3: G-4 & G-5 (Strategy & Logistics)
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Table 7: Treasury (Financials) (Where the Money Goes to Die)
Every penny tracked, because transparency is the only antidote to corruption.
The money trail:
Transaction ID(Autonumber) - Receipt #999,999Date(Date) - When money movedType(Single Select) - Which direction:- Inflow (money coming in, rare)
- Outflow (money leaving, constant)
Category(Single Select) - What excuse we used:- VICTORY Bond (investment from optimists)
- Donation (charity from pessimists)
- Grant (government cheese)
- Salary (keeping humans alive)
- Operations (keeping lights on)
- Marketing (propaganda budget)
Source/Destination(Links) - Who gave/took the moneyAmount(Currency) - How much damagePurpose(Text) - The official excuseRelated Engagement(Link) - Which interaction caused this
Table 8: Campaigns (The Grand Strategies)
Your major initiatives, the big battles in the war.
Strategic initiative tracking:
Campaign Name(Text) - Like “Global Referendum - Phase 1” or “Operation: Make Pharma Cry”Status(Single Select) - How it’s going:- Planning (still arguing)
- Active (actually happening)
- Completed (we won)
- On Hold (ran out of money/hope)
Objective(Long Text) - What victory looks likeLead(Link toPersonnel Roster) - The general of this battleKey Personnel(Link toPersonnel Roster) - The soldiersRelated Projects(Link toProjects & Tasks) - The actual workBudget(Currency) - How much we’re burning
SECTION 4: G-6 (Signal & Communications)
How to Run Propaganda Without Becoming Goebbels
Table 9: Communiqués (Your Propaganda Machine)
Every message you blast at the world.
Message management:
Message ID(Autonumber) - Propaganda piece #420,069Title(Text) - Clickbait headlineChannel(Single Select) - How we’re bothering people:- Email (inbox assault)
- Social Media (algorithm manipulation)
- Press Release (journalistic fiction)
- Blog Post (long-form delusion)
Status(Single Select) - Deployment status:- Draft (still lying to ourselves)
- Scheduled (the lie has a date)
- Sent (the lie is live)
Send Date(Date) - When we pulled the triggerTarget Audience(Links) - Who we’re manipulatingContent(Long Text) - The actual propagandaRelated Asset(Link toMedia Assets) - Pretty pictures attached
Table 10: Media Assets (The Propaganda Library)
Your collection of images, videos, and documents that make people feel things.
Creative arsenal:
Asset ID(Autonumber) - Meme #80,085Asset Name(Text) - “Crying_Child_With_Cancer.jpg”Type(Single Select) - Format of manipulation:- Image (worth 1,000 lies)
- Video (worth 1,000,000 lies)
- Document (nobody reads these)
- Audio (podcast probably)
File(Attachments) - The actual contentRelated Campaign(Link toCampaigns) - Which battle needs thisUsage Notes(Long Text) - “Makes people cry, use sparingly”
SECTION 5: MISSION COMMAND (The Money Makers)
How to Track the Core Components of Victory
Table 11: VICTORY Bonds (The Get-Rich-Quick Scheme That’s Actually Legal)
Tracking every bond sold to fund this whole operation.
Investment tracking:
Bond ID(Autonumber) - Bond #007Investor(Links) - The optimist with moneyAmount Invested(Currency) - Their bet on humanityDate Issued(Date) - When they bought inStatus(Single Select) - Bond lifecycle:- Pending (check hasn’t cleared)
- Active (money’s working)
- Matured (lol, these are perpetual)
Certificate(Attachments) - Fancy PDF they can frameRelated Engagement(Link) - How we convinced themNotes(Long Text) - “Bought while drunk at charity gala”
Table 12: Global Referendum (The Democratic Facade)
Managing the global petition to hit that magic 3.5% tipping point.
Democracy theater:
Vote ID(Autonumber) - Vote #8,000,000,001Voter(Link toPersonnel Roster) - The optimistCountry(Single Select) - Where they’re disappointed by governmentDate Voted(Date) - When they chose hopeVerification Status(Single Select) - How real they are:- Verified (actual human)
- Unverified (probably human)
- Pending (investigating humanity)
Referral Source(Link) - Who dragged them inReward Tier(Single Select) - What bribe level they getRelated Campaign(Link) - Which push converted them
Table 13: Treaty Status (The Political Battlefield)
Tracking which countries have signed on to stop being idiots.
Diplomatic scorecard:
Country(Text) - Nation-state nameStatus(Single Select) - Where they’re at:- Not Approached (haven’t bothered yet)
- In Discussion (pretending to care)
- Lobbying Active (bribing in progress)
- Signed (agreed in principle)
- Ratified (actually did it)
- Rejected (chose death)
Lead Lobbyist(Link) - Our inside personKey Contacts(Link) - People with powerLobbying Firm(Link) - Professional bribers we hiredLobbying Budget(Currency) - Cost of democracyNext Action Date(Date) - When to apply more pressureNotes(Long Text) - “Senator owns defense contractor stock”Related Campaign(Link) - Which strategy we’re using
How to Actually Build This Thing
Step-by-Step Instructions for Database Revolution
- Create a free Airtable account (they don’t need your firstborn yet)
- Build the base structure in this exact order:
- Personnel Roster first (everything links here)
- Organizations next (external entities)
- Divisions (internal structure)
- Then everything else in the order listed above
- Set up the linked relationships (this is where it gets complex)
- Import any existing data (probably from some nightmare spreadsheet)
- Test with dummy data first (break it before it matters)
- Train your team (good luck with that)
- Launch and pray (the universal project management methodology)
The Privacy Paradox
How to Track Everything While Respecting Privacy (Supposedly)
- Medical data: Encrypted, separate system (HIPAA is watching)
- Financial data: Visible enough to prevent corruption, hidden enough to prevent theft
- Personal data: GDPR compliant (whatever that means this week)
- Voting data: Anonymous but verifiable (blockchain magic)
- The rule: Track actions, not thoughts (we’re not Facebook… yet)
The Result
You’ve built a command center that would make the Pentagon jealous, except instead of coordinating death, you’re coordinating life. Every person, every dollar, every decision—all transparent, all tracked, all aimed at the singular goal of making death optional.
This is how you run a revolution in the age of spreadsheets. Not with generals and bunkers, but with Airtable and radical transparency. The military-industrial complex has one major weakness: they never expected their own organizational tools to be used against them.
Now stop reading and start building. Death isn’t going to cure itself.